Lizzie Bexley

Tim and Bex’s daughter, born on prom night their senior year of high school. Well, Bex labored on prom night. And for a subsequent twenty hours. Her colic and fussiness kept Bex awake for at least the first three years of her life.

Unfortunately for Lizzie, she inherited the worst of both of her parents. She has her father’s temper and her mother’s penchant for thinking that life is a storybook (with a quixotic notion that her parents will get back together for real this time). She is a current fourth-grader at a religious school in the village, and spends more time meddling and knocking on her neighbors' doors than doing homework.

She loves pinks. And sparkles. Her parents don’t understand it. At all.

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